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meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

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baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

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weapens:

"it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful"

*the demon possessing my body blushes*

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raspbeary:

spookypenetration:

lms if u cried wow real bravery

a hero rises

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guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

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youtubeofficial:

finally mcdonalds offers a gluten free, low-fat and vegan menu option

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