Amy Cole.

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Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

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SpongeBob, where’s my order?


Did you look under the tray?


Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.



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Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic


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    Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
    Me: Oh ok cool
    Kidnapper: Wut
    Me: This is a febreze commercial right
    Kidnapper: Wut
    Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh



she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready

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the first nut


the second nut


the third nut


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period panties

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Some say that the best way to overcome a phobia is to face the fear head-on. They also say this should be done gradually, so this swaying glass-bottomed bridge might be best left for the advanced stages of conquering acrophobia. The photos alone are enough to make our palms sweaty.

The hair-raising suspension bridge is located 180 meters (590 feet) above a valley floor in Pingjiang County, in the Hunan province of southern China. Suspended between two rocky peaks, the bridge measures 300 meters (984 feet) long and, yes, it really does tend to sway in the breeze.

But don’t worry about freaking out before you even get halfway across. Specially trained staff are on hand to assist visitors in need of emotional support and encouragement in order to complete the thrilling/terrifying journey across the glass bridge.

Yun Ku, a 23-year-old who did the walk, said: “I was fine at first but by the time I was a third of the way across I just went weak at the knees. I had to go back when it started to move and needed a lot of coaxing from my boyfriend. I thought I was going just melt on the spot. My legs wouldn’t work.”

[via The Telegraph and]

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And to detach from the world for a while. Can’t wait to go to work and be a zombie for 9 hours.

I’m so glad I adopted her and changed her life around <3 I love this squishy butt #crestie #crestedgecko #reptiles #reptilesofinstagram #gecko